Help, I Can't Stop Laughing At These 22 Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet Last Week

Good, and I can't stress this enough, grief.

1. On my man Gran:

2. On oops:

3. On tickets:

4. On poking dots:

Price tag for a dotted couch at Goodwill with a handwritten description "Poke a dot couch". Price is reduced to $59.99

5. On hair:

Tweet by @CourtneeHendrix says "I know during the Salem witch trials they was listening to stupid ppl and burning women up." Image below shows Dua Lipa and another woman

6. On chicken:

Text message conversation. Grey bubble: "Didn’t cook the chicken properly before we ate it." Blue bubble: "Dumb. That’s literally how you get sell my nana."

7. On opinions:

Screenshot of Reddit thread. The first user wants to learn how to avoid burning their lawn. The second user mentions they dye their grass. The third user comments on irony. The fourth user shares their opinion

8. On cooling:

A tweet by Andrew asking, "what if there were microwaves that made things cold," with Alex replying, "they call those refrigerators."

9. On the King's funnyman:

A sign at a family entertainment center requests patrons refrain from obscene gestures, profanity, and inappropriate behavior, noting small children present

10. On rock solid proof:

Two social media comments: "It's so sad when weaklings try to be edgy." and "my sediments exactly..." with likes and laughing reactions

11. On tomatoes:

A social media thread where users jokingly discuss the term "all tomato." One user asks for a description, and another uses it in a sentence

12. On aging:

A meme with text saying, "When my colorblind husband dresses our 25 week old son," and a comment pointing out "25 weeks" should be "2 years."

13. On lying:

A comment thread reads: "Take this woman on a lies dictator you will be shocked how many times she's cheated on that man" with a laughing emoji, followed by "Not the lies dictator."

14. On time zones:

A Twitter conversation about Drake's impact. One user remarks on his music influencing "Billionaire Mindset" followers; others comment on timing and being affected by Drake

15. On language:

Chat exchange about language ability: One person asks where the other is from. The other replies Brazil. A third message claims Brazil does not speak English. The response states humans can learn multiple languages

16. On telling the future:

Text conversation about visiting a psychic, with humorous banter about soulmates and boyfriends

17. On hydration:

Facebook comment thread with several responses redacted in red. A highlighted comment reads, "YOU need electric lights."

18. On human-animal hybrids:

Top text reads "Looking for a dark grey or navy blue sectional don’t need an otter man!" Comments show people humorously discussing otters instead of sectionals

19. On unfinished sentences:

Two nude female mannequins, one slightly farther back than the other, listed for sale at $100. Text box with a message asking if they're still available

20. On aquatic mammals:

A hand holds a grilled cheese sandwich with a creamy crab filling on a green plate, accompanied by broccoli. The scene is labeled "Crab raccoon grilled cheese."

21. On crabs:

Facebook post asking, "Hello where can we eat Dangerous crab around Olympic National Park. Thank you." It has 248 reactions, 85 comments, and 15 shares

22. And on water:

An exchange on social media about sunscreen and chemicals, with users debating whether sunscreen blocks vitamin D and if water is a chemical
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Hmm. Makes you think.

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