Dating App Users Share The Most Bizarre Opening Messages They've Received

A Reddit user recently asked dating app users to share the weirdest opening messages they've ever received to start a conversation. Here are some of the most bizarre ones:

'Wow, your eyes could start a cult.'

'What is your credit score?'

'Can't text/call/meet on weekends because I'm in jail.'

'Where's the nearest KFC to you, because Friday nights are for chicken 'n' dickin'.'

'You might not be the prettiest girl on here, but beauty is only a light switch away.'

'I want my wife to have your eyes.'

'You're cute. Hate dogs though.'

'Fight me.'

'Meow.'

'I really wish they taught us more about Vikings in school, you know? Like I feel that's a big topic we just overlooked.'

'What are your thoughts about lizard people?'

'I like your long torso.'

'And how much do you earn doing that?'

'You're gorgeous but a 2/10 because your elbows are too pointy.'

'How do you feel about geese?'

Have you received any bizarre opening lines on dating apps? Share your experiences in the comments below!

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